haha! read something from an email sent by my cousin.. find it quite funny. so i decided the post it here for u guys to see! haha!
here goes:
HAHAHAHAHA ......... every1 is full of S H I T
Memo to all Employee:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(S.H.I.T).We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.S.H.I.T).
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION
(M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(H.O.T.S.H.I.T).Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T) P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T. They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank you for your time. !
Sincerely, The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).is it funny? haha! yeah.. this thing kinda reminds me of jiahao and his shitinmylife blog! haha~
ok.. today i went to bugis with eve! yeah! talk about quite alot of things as usual.. and she went crazy.. for some details read
EVE'S blog. yeah! finally!! SPA's over and i bought my F.I.R CD~!!! now zhenxiang jie jie cannot laugh at me liao! MUAHAHAHA!!! anyone who also bought the CD and also got the ticket to the FIR qian chang hui wanna go??? if wan inform me ah! the qian chang hui gt MLB also la!! woohoo! both my fav!! lol~ ok la.. i haven confirm will go yet.. lol! yup.. tried the food at bugis cafe.. nt bad.. cheaper and nicer than pastamania!!! haha~ yeah! enjoy today siah! *thx EVE* dun be so fan over things ok?? dun think too much ah girl! haha! shall end here! i haven do chem tutorial yet! okok.. sian.. tml gt
mathai lecture.. i dun understand loh~~~
BLOODY HELL STOP INTRUDING MY PRIVACY AND ASKING EVERYONE WAT I SAY! I THINK U ARE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHO U ARE! U BETTER STOP THIS BLOODY FUCK UP ACT AND UR FUGLY MOVEMENTS BEFORE I DO ANYTHING NASTY.
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